malformalady:

Put a sticker on your apples while they are still green on the tree. As they ripen, the part under the sticker stays green and you have a custom stenciled apple

malformalady:

Put a sticker on your apples while they are still green on the tree. As they ripen, the part under the sticker stays green and you have a custom stenciled apple

omnitrixareforkids:

\loud unintelligible squealing noises\

omnitrixareforkids:

\loud unintelligible squealing noises\

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

shatterstag:

slaymate:

It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.

this is adorable

(Source: dismater)

lauvtrekin:

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

beautiful!

lauvtrekin:

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

beautiful!

evidae:

I’m sure he will do it. I’m very sure.

[ Based on this post ( x ) ]

rorylocked asked:

Fuckin nerd

bro-slimshady-strider:

rorylocked:

bro-slimshady-strider:

rorylocked:

bro-slimshady-strider:

DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT

*acquires an Irish accent* ILL FIGHT YA SONNY BOY TILL THE SUN COMES UP AND SETS AGAIN

AYE, THAT SO, LASS? BRING ET ON THEN
YE AINT NOTHIN BUT A WEE BABE

oOOOOH CALLIN ME A WEE BABE NOW, YE BONNIE??
ITS ON NOW, ILL GET ALL ME COUSINS TO TAKE YA ON TOO, SONNY

ILL TAKE EM ALL DOWN MESELF I WILL
I SWEAR ON ME MUM

thecryptocreep:

It started in 1998 when journalist Brian Bethel gave an account of being approached by two boys as he entered his car. The boys allegedly asked him for a lift. He described experiencing a sudden feeling of fear and panic, while at the same time having an overwhelming urge to open the door for the boys. He then noticed their eyes – they were entirely coal black, with no whites visible. Bethel drove away in fear even as the teens became more insistent. Since his story, several reports of encounters with black-eyed children have been recorded. In one case a woman claimed they asked to be let into her home, becoming agitated when she refused. Their main characteristics are their completely coal black eyes, their tendency to inspire sudden fear and panic, and their need to be invited into a person’s space.

thecryptocreep:

It started in 1998 when journalist Brian Bethel gave an account of being approached by two boys as he entered his car. The boys allegedly asked him for a lift. He described experiencing a sudden feeling of fear and panic, while at the same time having an overwhelming urge to open the door for the boys. He then noticed their eyes – they were entirely coal black, with no whites visible. Bethel drove away in fear even as the teens became more insistent. Since his story, several reports of encounters with black-eyed children have been recorded. In one case a woman claimed they asked to be let into her home, becoming agitated when she refused. Their main characteristics are their completely coal black eyes, their tendency to inspire sudden fear and panic, and their need to be invited into a person’s space.

discoverynews:

There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet. Read more

discoverynews:

There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet. Read more