Put a sticker on your apples while they are still green on the tree. As they ripen, the part under the sticker stays green and you have a custom stenciled apple
DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT
*acquires an Irish accent* ILL FIGHT YA SONNY BOY TILL THE SUN COMES UP AND SETS AGAIN
AYE, THAT SO, LASS? BRING ET ON THEN
YE AINT NOTHIN BUT A WEE BABE
oOOOOH CALLIN ME A WEE BABE NOW, YE BONNIE??
ITS ON NOW, ILL GET ALL ME COUSINS TO TAKE YA ON TOO, SONNY
ILL TAKE EM ALL DOWN MESELF I WILL
I SWEAR ON ME MUM
It started in 1998 when journalist Brian Bethel gave an account of being approached by two boys as he entered his car. The boys allegedly asked him for a lift. He described experiencing a sudden feeling of fear and panic, while at the same time having an overwhelming urge to open the door for the boys. He then noticed their eyes – they were entirely coal black, with no whites visible. Bethel drove away in fear even as the teens became more insistent. Since his story, several reports of encounters with black-eyed children have been recorded. In one case a woman claimed they asked to be let into her home, becoming agitated when she refused. Their main characteristics are their completely coal black eyes, their tendency to inspire sudden fear and panic, and their need to be invited into a person’s space.